Cover your ears Wisconsin, but say it with me if you feel it: “Brett Favre is douche bag.” It’s time to give up the varsity jacket and hang it up Brett. Or at least put the kibosh on the act and circus you've created. For someone so utterly consumed with not wanting his legacy tarnished, Brett Favre sure is going the extra mile to do just that. Does he even really want to comeback and play football? Has that been determined?

After all, dude said he isn’t going to apply for reinstatement and that he has until Week 6 to decide just that. Sure, I get it…he’s playing poker with the Packers front office. However, this pissing match of "he-said-she-said" is hardly the logical way for this melodrama to play it’s course. All the while, waiting in the wings is Aaron Rodgers who probably would love no more than to hear Brett Favre got hit by a flatbed truck. That’s harsh, but in reality he sure wishes Favre would just slide on his Wranglers, pack a mint Skoal and toss the pigskin with his golden retriever and his buddies outside some random barn.

Pity on Rodgers who is without doubt and deservedly so; the victim in this whole triangle. It’s not enough just to replace a legend, but now to have the legend lingering over you like a stale fart that just won’t go away. Rodgers can only hope this is just a passing phase for Favre or one last attempt to get his face plastered in the spotlight. Otherwise, it’s going to be hell for Aaron Rodgers.

He was already stamped with the doom of just not being Brett Favre and now somehow, if his prominence in Green Bay is at all stemmed (unfairly) to the Packers taking the firm ground with Favre's legacy…Rodgers will be the devil incarnate. His only remedy in this situation is to now go out and win the Super Bowl. For even if Brett Favre were to call off the dogs tomorrow and proclaim he “really” doesn’t want to play and even endorses Aaron Rodgers, it’s still too late.

Green Bay fans got a taste of Favre wanting back into their lives. He’s the temple of their shrines and they won’t blame Packers management completely. In the end they’ll always feel that if it wasn’t for fucking Aaron Rodgers their beloved Brett would be back. So, keep living on the glory and stealing the thunder Brett. And sure, don’t think twice about Aaron Rodgers, because it’s only his head and career you’re pissing on. Couldn’t agree with you more buddy…it ain’t show friends, it’s show business.

Douche.